The Joy Of Soap On A Rope.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is "soap on a rope".
-Bill Cosby

I am getting ready for a 24 hour road to trip to watch some high school basketball with some friends.  I was up at 5:00 am with my daughter who was awake with a "good morning daddy" followed immediately by a "Besame Street". 

Only a beautiful daughter can make 5:00 am one of my favorite times of the day.

Bring on the soap on a rope.

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A Thousand Hit Haiku: Problogger's Lament

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I recently wrote in my Olympic List about my desire to write a haiku that was read 1000 times.  This is my first attempt.  I was just reading this post which prompted me to say "What the Hell".  Life is too important to be taken seriously.  Thanks to all of you that subscribe to Chew the Fat.  I appreciate you stopping by, and if you hit the ground running after this turn to insanity, I completely understand.  I miss you already (please don't go). 

Here it is.  Please send to Darren Rowse, John Chow, and Mr. Zen Habits Leo.


PROBLOGGER'S LAMENT
I am a small blog
My statistics are minute
Must get second job

And to top it all off...here is your shirt.

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Jim Bunning Tells American People "Tough Luck" And Becomes A Big Dummy

Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning is the one person stopping unemployment benefits for over one million workers.  His excuse is that it will increase our deficit.  This post will be short because it requires few words to explain why this heartless act warrants Big Dummy status.

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What can be said about a country that can spend trillions bailing out bankers, but won't stop to help bail out it's hard working citizens?  Thanks Big Dummy.

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